Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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