Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You made out with two different species that night
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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