Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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