How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
