vagina is talking i cant
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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