Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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