Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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