Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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