its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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