You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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