I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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