walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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