dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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