I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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