Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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