hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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