I don't think brook has ever known best
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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