Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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