I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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