McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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