she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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