yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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