like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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