Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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