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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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