im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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