It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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