think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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