even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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