This is not my ceiling
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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