he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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