it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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