hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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