rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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