idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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