I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
