Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Two words: blizzard sex
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A bitchslap is in order.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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