What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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