Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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