Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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