I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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