OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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