i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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