yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
