ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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