Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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