it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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