I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do vagina's smell?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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