I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they need to just BURY HIM!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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