so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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