I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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