If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize