Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Threesome in a minivan. New low
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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