i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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