i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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